Name: Jim/James/Jimmy/Frank/Dennis/Tarquin

Role: Singer/Guitarist

Profile: Named after a famous German scientist Jim was first brought into the world of music via the paper mache kazoo. He has been seen frequenting garage forecourts with a disposable camera and a toothpick and is very scared of clowns. Born and bread in Bargoed his hair is fine but yet soft to the touch. He claims to be the lost civilisation of Atlantis but only on wednesdays when he has fishfingers for tea.

Equipment Used : Kenwood Chef, Wilkinson Sword Party Shaving Pack

 

Name: Maff/Mathew/Matt/Matius Rose/Hercule Poirot

Role: Guitarist

Profile: Origonating from the Mexican town of Deri Maff has his main influences in the roots of iron clad medival warriors. He comes equipped with super sensitive ears which he uses to hunt small insects and fauna used in the production of sucrose. Mathew is very shy around penguins an affliction known in medical circles as 'penguin-shyness'.

Equipment Used : Hover Bother, Binatone Swankmaster

Name: Elliot/Ell/L/Edith/Lola Demarcos

Role: Bass Guitarist

Profile: Whilst holidaying in the tropics Elliot was bitten by a rabid gingerbread man posing as the acclaimed singer songwriter Les Dawson. Elliot stands at over 23ft tall and is currently the worlds tallest man ever to survive the bite of a gingerbread man. His hobbies include making elastic bands, dissolving pear drops and monkey tennis.

Equipment Used : Billy Bunts Cabbage Sodomiser, Neurofen Eyeball Scraper

 

Name: Greg/Gweg/Geg/Sandra/Suzie

Role: Drummer

Profile: Being the youngest member of the band at only 3 months old Greg spends most of his time gurgling and farting. He once claimed to be a distant cousin of Angela Landsberry, a claim which she disputes to this day. Greg has the ability to communicate with ants using fine hairs on the underside of his feet and used to be a member of popular pop sensations Busted.

Equipment Used : Mr Magoo Hat, Have You Shat Yourself Aftershave